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Primal • Hyperion • Goblet • Ward 20 • Plot 60

    BANGERS & RAGERS

    MUTUAL SPITE

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    SERVICES

    PHOTOBOOTH - 200,000g

    - Three Photos per Person- 50,000g per Additional Person- SFW Photos Exclusively- Inside the Venue Only- Not Satisfied? Will have one redo free of charge!

    BAR BUYOUT - 1,000,000/hr

    Be the coolest kid in the whole club and buy endless rounds of drinks

    SAFE FOR WORK - 400,000/hr

    Romantic dinners, bonding by a fireplace, watching the sunset, dancing the night away, let your imagination run wild! For the right price of course~

    NOT SAFE FOR WORK - 1,000,000/hr

    Almost as sexy as consent! NSFW roleplay is to be discussed prior to purchase with the court of your choosing. Services can include anything from dirty dancing to a hot passionate encounter. The night is yours, will you take it?

    IMPORTANT: All transactions are in FFXIV Gil only. By partaking in our services you acknowledge that you are at least 18 years of age

    GAMBA

    ONLY BLACKJACK

    THE standard gamba game where 21 is the golden number. Do NOT go over 21! If your hand is better than the dealer's without hitting a bust (going over 21) You win!HOW IT WORKS
    1.) Player chooses their initial bet amount.    2.) The dealer will draw their first card with a D13 (/dice 13)3.) The dealer will then draw two cards for the player with a D134.) Depending on the total of their card, the player can choose to hit (draw another card to get closer to 21) or stand which keeps their current total5.) Once the player stands, the dealer then draws more cards until they hit 17 or higher. The dealer will always stand when they are at 17 or higher.

    IMPORTANT: All transactions are in FFXIV Gil only. By partaking in our services you acknowledge that you are at least 18 years of age

    ALCOHOLICS

    RIKUS FLARE - 10,000g

    Forget pumpkin spice, the flavor of fall will be “Riku’s Flare.” This is a fiery drink with spiced cider and hints of apple. Fall in love with a mix of chaos and cozy in a glass.

    HAIR OF THE WOLF - 10,000g

    The perfect blend of herbaceous and berry. Be it dancing with the pack or climbing the death roll ladder, “Hair of the Wolf” will have you howling at the moon.

    THE HATE FUCK - 10,000g

    Sweet yet strong, a fruity taste. Something that will knock you on your ass and kiss you after. Like enemies to lovers, you’ll hate how much you love “The Hate Fuck.”

    ARCHONS REPRISAL - 10,000g

    A smokey and citrusy combination. “Archon’s Reprisal” will give you the boost you need to take on your enemies or lower those inhibitions and ask that person to dance!

    DANCING ON GRAVES - 10,000g

    The “Dancing on Graves” is a Smokey twist on a Bloody Mary. It gives the perfect burst of energy after doing death drops at the rave. Or even while dancing on your enemies grave.

    THE DARKEST NIGHT - 10,000g

    Just like an edgy tank, the “Darkest Night” is strong and complex. With the coffee liqueur and subtle herbs and sweetness, you’ll feel like you can solo a dungeon with this drink.

    FYREWATER - 10,000g

    What’s a mage’s favorite drink? Fireball! But after tonight, “Fyrewater” will be yours. Combining the famous cinnamon whiskey with sweet and smokey flavors will have you feeling loose.

    NEEKOMANCER - 50,000g

    Neeko is best decision! “The Neekomancer” offers a tropical taste and a powerful punch. Just like Neeko herself!

    HATEFUL ECSTASY - 150,000g

    Forever Hateful’s signature drink, “Hateful Ecstasy.” This drink is bold and rich. The embodiment of our venue; full of passion and indulgence.

    NON-ALCOHOLIC

    WATER - Free

    It's mineral water. Hydrate yourself bitch.

    LEMONADE - 8,500g

    Our lemonade offers a tart, sweet and refreshing option if you’re looking to stay sober. Made fresh daily! Fabled to contain real lemons!

    VENTI CARAMEL LATTE - 8,500g

    A creamy rich coffee with caramel swirl to help sober you up or give you a boost of energy. Order a Venti Caramel Latte for your late night pick me up.

    FOOD & SNACKS

    ARCHONS BURGER 7,000g

    “The Archon Burger” is a smokey and savory dish. Powerful flavors combine within this juicy burger. It’s truly a work of art between pretzel buns.

    DEATHS DE-LIGHT - 7,000g

    Like light through a prism, this shaved ice features many colors and flavors that will have any sweet lover dying with joy. Try “Death’s DeLight” yourself and see if you knock on her door.

    DRAGON JERKY - 7,000g

    With tastes so rare like the dragons themselves, the dragon jerky will be your new favorite snack. The smokey and spicy flavor of this delicacy will be sure to have you craving more. *No Au Ra were harmed in the making of this snack.

    FAFO - 7,000g

    Crispy and spicy potatoes tossed in an intricate blend of herbs. Will your taste buds be able to handle the flavors? Will you fuck around and find out? “FAFO”

    IMPORTANT: All transactions are in FFXIV Gil only. By partaking in our services you acknowledge that you are at least 18 years of age

    NEEKO NI

    ROLE | Owner
    AGE | 28
    PRONOUNS | Neeko Copter
    ROLEPLAY STYLE | Error


    THINGS TO KNOW
    • Neeko is Best Descision
    • Loves to Gpose
    • Will Simp for Cute Catgirls
    • Really likes the color Red


    Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.

    Light Archon

    ROLE | Co-Owner
    FLEX? | No I don't lift
    AGE | 22
    PRONOUNS | She/They
    ROLEPLAY STYLE | RP & gamba


    FOUR THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT LIGHT
    • Is often known as Death
    • Is a sprout adopter and Eureka Mentor
    • Yes, I'm a raccoon
    • No, you cannot take me to dinner


    Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.

    VENTUS VENTI

    ROLE | General Manager
    AGE | 31
    PRONOUNS | He/Him, Good/Boy
    ROLEPLAY STYLE | SFW


    VENTIS TIDBITS
    • Prefers Venti, but pet names are cute for the right person.
    • Trauma healer. (Healing causes trauma) [therapy hours available by appointment only for the other trauma healing]
    • Gamba enthusiast.
    • mostly gay, but who knows.


    Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.

    Jhonda Graves

    ROLE | A mystery
    AGE | 26
    PRONOUNS | Orange Honda
    ROLEPLAY STYLE | SFW & NSFW


    FUN FACTS
    • Has 12+ years of RP experience    • Trash for memes• Probs high on catnip• Just Primal’s Local Ginger Car (beep beep)


    Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.

    GALAERON ZESTANIS

    ROLE | Bartender
    AGE | 27
    PRONOUNS | He/Him
    ROLEPLAY STYLE | SFW


    GAL FUNNY STUFF
    • Will die for people
    • Loves to chat
    • Is the biggest goober
    • Don't take a thing he says seriously


    Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.

    Tahla Fehy

    ROLE | Chef
    AGE | 25
    PRONOUNS | She/They
    ROLEPLAY STYLE | SFW


    FOUR THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT TAHLA
    - Unknown origins, aetherial signature suggests relations to the Fey.
    - Expert in martial and magical combat.
    - Will not resist the allure of a challenge. Or steak. Or alcohol.
    - Known to have an explosive and erratic temper, mileage may vary.


    Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.

    Lizza Luna

    ROLE | Courtesan
    AGE | 27
    PRONOUNS | She/Her
    ROLEPLAY STYLE: SFW & NSFW


    LIZ'S FUN FACTS
    • Will gladly bite
    • Can tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue
    • Is from the great depths of Hell but sweet as a peach
    • Is easy to fluster


    Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.

    TOASTY GINGE

    ROLE | Blackjack Dealer
    AGE | 27
    PRONOUNS: She
    ROLEPLAY STYLE: SFW


    TOASTY'S SLICE OF TOAST
    • DRK Main
    • Chatty and Clumsy
    • Hates onion


    Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.

    Kani Qalli

    ROLE | Dancer
    AGE | 27
    PRONOUNS | She/Her
    ROLEPLAY STYLE | SFW & NSFW


    If you want to know anything else, just ask me dear.


    Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.

    Vivian Nyx

    ROLE | Courtesan
    AGE | 21
    PRONOUNS | She/Her
    ROLEPLAY STYLE | SFW & NSFW


    FOUR THINGS TO KNOW
    • Loves Biting
    • Sun or moon, LOVES her a cute Catgirl
    • Cute and shy lizzer
    • Raider and omni-crafter


    Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.

    Sylphrena Divaraia

    ROLE | Photographer
    AGE | 28
    PRONOUNS | She/They
    ROLEPLAY STYLE | SFW


    Sylph's Oddities- I'm turbo ADHD, so I go perpetually a million miles an hour
    - Will make terrible puns. And great ones
    - Absolute music nut
    - Happily claimed


    Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.

    Skadi Zephore

    ROLE | Photographer
    AGE | 35
    PRONOUNS | She/They
    ROLEPLAY STYLE | SFW


    SKADI'S STUFF
    • Gpose addict, Camera always with her
    • Gunbreaker ...your survival is not guaranteed
    • Happily Bonded/Claimed
    • Careful she bites


    Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.

    Kiwi Mousey

    ROLE | Media Manager
    AGE | 20
    PRONOUNS | She/her
    ROLEPLAY STYLE | SFW


    FRUIT SALAD OMENS
    • Fruit Doggo    • Maintains the carrd, posters, & so much more• Won't see her in the venue as often, the discord another story• Is a manic goblin with a gun


    Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.

    GREETINGS TRAVELER

    We are still a new venue on the scene and are still looking for our footing! If you are interested in testing our waters with a collab party OR affiliating with us, please join our Discord ! There you can reach out to LIGHT ARCHON or VENTI for discussion!

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